Old, Far Off Unhappy Things – Things that Used To Be

In 2022 I started writing ‘Far Off Unhappy Things’ at a pivotal moment in my life. I was homeless and living in what used to be a university library now retooled into a commune. I was at a crossroads and had no idea what to do with my life and decided to write a long-form webnovel to come to terms with the turmoil inside of me.

FOUT proved the catalyst for my entire life. I got a writing job on a video game, that became writing jobs , that in turn became my own game development studio. Publishing opportunities for short stories arose around every corner. People came into my life, people left. I met the love of my life. I moved into a new house. I honed my writing skills to levels I couldn’t have dreamt of back in 2022. And suddenly Far Off Unhappy Things no longer accurately reflected who I am, felt cumbersome and ill-written.

I decided to start over, which is something you’re allowed to do if you’re just posting stories on the internet. On this page are the old FOUT stories, archived for people interested in them.

Content warnings do apply. They’re far from pleasant stories, and you should absolutely not engage with this website in general if you are underage/ don’t want to be exposed to gory, sexual and otherwise mature and dark content.

  • Violet

    Solitary ReaperChapter 1: Violet By Renko Chazakiël Rodenburg There is no wrath in the stars,They do not rage in the sky;I look from the evil woodAnd find myself wondering why. – Lord Dunsany She sat alone as she watched the sun set. Slowly it went from bright white to a more agreeable yellow, and then…

  • Maxwellianistics

    Far Off Unhappy Things Chapter 24: Maxwellianistics By Maxwell This is an absence-story. A story defined by absences. A story about an empty house on Fisher’s Lane that ought to have had a father, brothers, servants and maids. Today, there are no such things in the house on Fisher’s Lane. Today I live there alone.…

  • FOUT Chapter 24, Interlude 1

    Far Off Unhappy Things Chapter 24. Gunthilde has died, and wanders around for a bit.

  • The King and the Maxwellianist, or, The Princess and the Ghost, or, The King, The Princess and the Boy.

    Far Off Unhappy Things Chapter 24: The King and the Maxwellianist, or, The Princess and the Ghost, or, The King, The Princess and the Boy. By Tintenzunge By Maxwell By Tintenzunge Once upon a time in the distant land where it was always fall, the poet-king was visited by a stranger. “What?” The poet-king asked…

  • The Princess and the Demoness

    Chapter 24: Where Tintenzunge spins a new tale of Far Off Unhappy Things

  • The End of All Things

    Chapter 23, wherein the End comes for the Lands Lost